This will solve most of our problems

[rockbilly]

The following will solve most of our problems.


Just a note to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.

My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems........................

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.
Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.
Don't you love it when a plan comes together?

[buffermop]

The sad thing is that they don't go home. They just stop to an American bank and convert the currency.

[Savage .250]

                                       How many "highway" miles do you get per..........illegal ?
                                       Would like to know before i convert.

[jhm]

And just a side note ( YOU COULD USE A FEW OF THEM AS SPEED BUMPS ) to slow down all the other people who continue to drive their SUV around you and pass everyone on the road while talking on their cel. phone and drinking a Starbucks coffee.  Lord that isn't funny please forgive me.   The coffee part that is.   JIM

[GRIMJIM]

This is going to sound like a joke but it is a true story. I work in the trade show industry and we had to ship a booth to Mexico. At the border they transferred the load onto a mexican truck and instead of tying the load down they just loaded the trailer full of mexicans to hold onto everything. When they opened the trailer they were pretty banged up, bumps and bruises even a couple of fractures.

I'm sure a lot of you know how stuff bounces around in the back of a semi trailer. The thought of all those guys trying to hold onto that stuff always makes me grin.