A guy runs into a bar, all red faced and sweaty. "Quick, get me a beer". The bar tender, says, Wow, what's wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I've been running from the cops and I just now got away from them." (bartender:) "What'd you do wrong?" The fellow tells him, "I was peeing in the shower". "Ah, go on with you," sez the bartender, "it ain't against the law to pee in the shower!" "Yeah, that's what I thought", said the guy, "but try to tell them that down at the Home Depot".
