Quesstion de Immergrashun

[Brett]

Q:  When a Mexican applies for welfare in his country what does the government give him?






A: A canteen and map to the United States.

[Almtnman]

Sad, but true!

[Brett]

Here's another one...

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot
of money to spend.

 Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
 Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills
every day.
 Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6
kids to support"
 Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
 It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"

[GRIMJIM]