My wife thinks I'm paranoid....I love my paranoia, it keeps me safe. After reading these posts I realize I'm just a piker. M&P 40 under the pillow with extra mag on the night stand. Kimber and Colt .45's within 3 steps. 11-87 Police Mag with a gut full of #4 buck just on the other side of that. Beretta 96G about the same distance. AR in the guitar room full of SS109's and if all that fails I have a harmonica. No human can stand up to an assault from that. Did I mention my Gerber MkII..1970 model Vietnam proven?
Oh, if I have leisure time and light...Rem.700 Classic in 300 Weatherby. That'll learn the durn devils!
But, my favorite of all, no lie, is my 36 inch "black stick". I'd rather beat an idiot with my stick than shoot him. Shoot him and he don't learn nothin'. Whoop him with a stick and you get his attention....instant rehab!