I stole this from the SASS Wire. Thought y'all might like it.
Hillary is speaking to a 6th grade class about the way the world works. After her speech she opens the floor to questions. A hand goes up. "Yes, young man, what's your name?"
"Billy"
"And what is your question?"
"Actually, I have three questions. First, what happened to your health care plan. Second, why would you consider running for president after your husband shamed the office. Third, what did you do with all that stuff you took from the White House?"
Just then the bell rang, and the kids went to recess.
After recess, Hillary again asked for questions. A hand went up.
"Yes, what's your name?"
"Steve."
"And what's your question?"
"Actually I have 5 questions. First, what happened to your health care plan. Second, why would you consider running for president after your husband shamed the office. Third, what did you do with all that stuff you took from the White House?. Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? Fifth, what happened to Billy?"
