Subject: Cuban went to Citizenship Interview
A Colombian, a Mexican and a Cuban went to their
Citizenship Interview
at Immigration in Miami , FL. Before the interview, they were told that they
must compose a sentence
in English with three main words: Green, Pink and
Yellow.
The Colombian was first: "I wake up in the
morning. I see the yellow
sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,
I hope it will be a
wonderful pink day."
The Mexican was next: " I wake up in the morning.
I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch
the pink panther on TV."
Last was the Cuban: "Oyeme Chico, I wake up in the morning. And I hear the phone green... green... and I pink up the
phone and I Say"Yellow?"
bernie
