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Offline Capt Hamp Cox

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« on: June 07, 2003, 05:47:36 PM »
You're in a room with Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and a rattlesnake. The good news is that you have your six-shooter at your side. The bad news is, you only have two shots left. (Busy day.) What do you do? ==> Shoot the lawyer twice. Some things you can't be too sure of.
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2003, 01:46:15 PM »
Shoot the lawyer twice, grab the snake by the tail, twirl it over your head and pop it like a whip, snapping its head off, then use the lifeless snakes body to strangle Saddam. Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome!! :D
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2003, 02:46:39 AM »
Holiday,

You don't say much, but when you do, it's worth listening to.  Wish I'd thought of that solution.

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2003, 06:53:06 AM »
:-D
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