Author Topic: Decisions, Decisions (Read 870 times)

Capt Hamp Cox · « **on:** June 07, 2003, 05:47:36 PM »

You're in a room with Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and a rattlesnake. The good news is that you have your six-shooter at your side. The bad news is, you only have two shots left. (Busy day.) What do you do? ==> Shoot the lawyer twice. Some things you can't be too sure of.

Holiday · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2003, 01:46:15 PM »

Shoot the lawyer twice, grab the snake by the tail, twirl it over your head and pop it like a whip, snapping its head off, then use the lifeless snakes body to strangle Saddam. Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome!!

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:46:39 AM »

Holiday,

You don't say much, but when you do, it's worth listening to. Wish I'd thought of that solution.

Hamp

Holiday · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:53:06 AM »