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> 22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
> >
> > Hey All....Someone asked me recently about why I am not a
> > Democrat. This pretty much sums it up!
> >
> > Here are 22 ways to be a great Democrat.
> >
> > 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion
> on demand.
> >
> > 2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and
> governments create prosperity.
> >
> > 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
> Americans
> > are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
> Iranians and North Korean communists.
> >
> > 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
> >
> > 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
> cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
> soccer moms driving SUV's.
> >
> > 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being h
> omosexual is natural.
> >
> > 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
> federal funding.
> >
> > 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
> graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
> >
> > 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
> > activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland
> do.
> >
> > 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
> actually
> > doing something to earn it.
> >
> > 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
> money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
> >
> > 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
> parts
> > of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
> certain parts of the Constitution.
> >
> > 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
> high.
> >
> > 14. You have to believe that M argaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
> more
> > important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison,
> and A.G. Bell.
> >
> > 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
> racial quotas and set-asides are not.
> >
> > 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
> nice person.
> >
> > 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
> > anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
> charge.
> >
> > 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
> jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
> >
> > 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
> transvestites
> > in drag and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
> manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
> >
> > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
> Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
> >
> > 21. You have to b elieve that this message is a part of a vast, right
> wing conspiracy.
> >
> > 22. You have to believe that it's Okay to give Federal workers the
> day off on Christmas Day, but it's not Okay to say "Merry Christmas."
> >
> > ........Ready to vote???
> >
> >
