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Offline Swampman

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You Might Be a Redneck if....
« on: September 15, 2007, 07:42:35 AM »
You bought a new Remington 870 Turkey gun at Walmart when you already have 3 Turkey Guns and your car won't start because it needs a battery.

I did this.....recently....last night ;D
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck if....
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 03:24:39 PM »
I'm debating my response from:
This  :D
To this  :o
To this  :'(
To the one my wife usually gives me   ::)


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Re: You Might Be a Redneck if....
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 11:26:36 AM »
Now thats what I'm talking about. Never can have to many guns.
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