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Offline Mrs Graybeard

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« on: June 09, 2003, 10:33:35 AM »
When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines.
 
Old genealogist never die, they just lose their census.

Why waste your money looking up your family tree, just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

The fellow who leans on his family tree may never get out of the woods.
 
Every family tree has its sap.

Shake any family tree and your are bound to get a few nuts.
 
Pruning family trees is not allowed.

My family tree must be a pecan because it is full of nuts.
 
Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease.
 
My family tree needs more wood and less sap.

Having children is hereditary. If you parents hadn't had any, neither could you.

Life takes its toll, have exact change ready.

Old genealogists never die. They just become vital statistics!
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2004, 07:30:06 PM »
:)  :-D Yep! That's me!  :-D  :D
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