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Oldie but......
« on: November 07, 2007, 06:50:06 AM »
Many a truth is said in jest..  keep this little story in mind next fall.  Best, D.
     

     One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
    asked about his bill and the barber replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot
    accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The
    florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber
    goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses
    waiting for him at his door.
    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, an d when he goes to pay his
    bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy
    and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up
    there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his
    door.
    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
    his bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Republican is
    very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
    open, there is a thank you card and a gift certificate for lunch at
    a nearby restaurant.
    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
    bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Democrat is
    very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber
    goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
    free haircut.
    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
    left and right.
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