...One time when I was young visiting my folks for the holidays, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built and scantily clad young women.
"Mom, what's up with this ?" I asked.
"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over eat," she answered.
"Well, is it working?" I asked.
"Yes and No," she explained. "I've lost 5 pounds, but your dad has gained 20 !"
Merry Christmas.....TM7
