I'm not going to take the time to read it, but would someone please tell me how many attacking mammals were killed with a slingshot? Were any criminals apprehended?
Trust me, you "need" to read this one! LOL!
If you don't, you'll miss out on his best fantasy so far in the chronicles of Jamal; a classic fiction novel that details the adventures of a young boy who desperately yearns for a sense of belonging among the kind of men that he's spent a great deal of his life reading about in outdoor magazines. It's thrilling, spine tingling, full of surprises, and sure to keep you on the edge of your seat while at the same time bringing you nearly to tears remembering your own pre-teen years, and the many imaginary hunting adventures you had while sitting in school looking out the windows. Ahh, those were indeed the days of innocence, before we learned that our trusty Daisy lever action really couldn't kill an African lion by shooting it through the eye like our Uncle's told us it could.
You know, "seriously", it truly does break my heart that this boy absolutely must live for hunting/shooting much as I did as a youngster. I have no idea what his home life is like, or anything else except just what he posts on here. It's a shame that he's missed all the hints that the fellows here on the forums have tried to give him. If he'd just come clean("be TRUTHFULL Jamal"), and start at the bottom like "every" hunter does, he'd not only be accepted, but I'm reasonably sure that he'd find a real life shooting/hunting companion that'd be more than happy to take him on a real life hunting trip so he could finally "actually" kill some real game. Then he could hold his head high, and enjoy bragging rights without that sick gut feeling you get when you've made up the whole thing.
Come on now fellows. Back me up here. Let him know that I'm giving him the "straight scoop" here. I for one would love to hear him all excited over killing his first squirrel or such a whole lot better than these wild tales he dreams up...