I would like to introduce to you the brand new 300 OCSSSSSM! (Oil Can Super Short Stupidly Small Stumpy Magnum)
I know that if you are like me, you are really tired of your bolt action. Having to move that bolt back and forth a whole 4 or 6 inches wears me out! I can't stand it any longer. I mean, I know how many buttons are on my remote, and that makes life difficult enough. For this problem, Stumpy Magnums® introdudes the new OCSSSSS magnum.
This takes a proven design that is hundreds of years old, and mixes it with new powders and bullets, to produce a cartridge which can push a 180 grain bullet over 6000FPS, and that is in a short action rifle!
Here is how it works: The design of the cartridges makes it so you can put over 500 grains of powder inside, seat the bullet, only have to move that bolt three inches forward, and you are ready to kill muskrats at 4,000 yards, with no hold over!!
The proof is in the pudding. Just look at that cartridge!!
And the best thing is, it actually lubes your action while you shoot! That guarantees you will never have a sticky bolt!!
Here's what some of our very own said about this new product after trying it!
Dusty Miller: "I can't wait till they come out with that cartridge in a super blackhawk!"
Hubel458: “I found that the 300 OCSSSSSM made 175% more total muzzle energy than the 12 gauge FH.”
Sourdough: “I’m using this to slowly control the wolf population in Alaska. From my front porch.”
JJHACK: “This cartridge was recently approved for use on the T-REX hunts in Madagascar, and has met with amazing success.”
DALESCARPENTRY: “I can’t wait till Remington makes it in their VLS platform, or maybe in the new VTR!”
sniperVLS: “Ditto!”
NONYA: “I recently used one to take a pronghorn at 4,325 yards, took one step and dropped on the spot. Very good with the barnes TSX 168 grain.”
Graybeard: “Though I’m not usually a fan of the newfangled contraptions, this one does seem to put out some energy at range, and be a flat shooter. I don’t think it is as inherently accurate as my Winchester 94 in 30-30, but a good try.”
Jamaldog87: "I killed three water buffalo, ten moose, some bears, an iguana, and a feral chicken, and my gf kill a jaguar, a dodo bird, and almost an elephant, but I had to put him down with my bow! You don't want wounded elephants running around the mountains of Florida!"
