Barack Hussein Obama's Connections to the Nation of Islam:
• His father was Islamic, and his mother was a lover of Islam. She even married another Muslim man after Obama's blood father died. That little lady is ADDICTED to dark Muslim (censored word).
• He was born in Hawaii, which is still (to many True Christians) a foreign country with questionable leanings. Creation Scientists classify Hawaii as: Japanese Miami.
• He spent most of his youth in Muslim countries and received his early education in schools run by the Nation of Islam. As True Christians we believe that everything you really ever need to learn is taught in kindergarten - and in Obama's case - this fact should send shivers down that long rubbery bone that is called your spine!
• His original name was “Baraka,” which is not an African name. It's an Arabic word meaning “blessed” and comes directly from the Koran. The Koran is a so-called "Holy Muslim Book," the soft pages of which every God-fearing Republican secretly uses as toilet paper due to the sensitive nature of our conservative hineys.
• He was involved in several developing communities projects in Chicago which assisted poor Muslim families who have no business in our country other than to make everyone nervous.
• He has visited several Muslim countries in search of his demonic mixed-race roots.
• He is often seen eating at Middle Eastern restaurants and appears suspiciously fond of foods that normal people are unable to pronounce, such as tabouli
• In his college days, he would take his laundry to a Muslim owned laundry mat, and would often ask people who looked like they were Muslim to change his paper money for coins, which he would then feed to machines in a ritualistic fashion.
• He brags about being an excellent poker player, hinting at the fact that he is good at bluffing when it comes to his religious heritage.
• He is opposed to the war on Terror – an act so brazen he may as well have whipped out a laminated “Islamic Extremist Membership” card on national TV.
• He frequents shops at businesses where Muslim men and women also may be shopping or know about.