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Offline handirifle

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OT humor
« on: March 11, 2008, 04:27:21 PM »
So, my friends 89 year old aunt, finally realized she's become old and very feeble.  Not wanting to end up in a nursing home, or being a burden to anyone, she decides to end it herself.

She thinks it through and decides a bullet to the heart is the best way to go.  Problem is, she doesn't really know where her heart is located, and doesn't want to miss and really be in trouble.

She decides to call a Dr. and ask.  She calls and says,"if I wanted to touch myself at my heart, where would that be?"  The doc says "well ma'm, that would be right below your left breast."  She thanked the Dr., hung up and promptly shot herself.  She was admitted to the hospital for a gunshot would to her left knee. ;D
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 04:36:17 PM »
Oh that's bad ;D
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 04:50:21 PM »
Thanks for the great mental picture...I won't be able to sleep tonight ;D
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 04:55:16 PM »
Thanks Handi!! ;D
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 04:56:57 PM »
 :o ;D Dale
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 06:27:44 PM »
 :o Geez
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 08:56:38 PM »
Ouch!! :o
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 11:40:17 PM »
 :'( That joke brought me

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Re: OT humor
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 06:27:32 AM »
That was kinda sickening.
I have one for you, not tiring to steal the thread, but since we are telling jokes try this one.
70 year old man is out fishing, he hears someone say pick me up he looks around then hears it again
"pick me up, kiss me" he sees this little frog, the frog says pick me up kiss me and i will turn into
a beautiful young woman, i will marry you and you will be envied by all your friends. The old man
picks the frog up and puts it in his jacket pocket. The frog says didn't you understand why don't you
kiss me and let me be your wife. The old man says i understand but at my age i think it would be more fun to have a talking frog. :o
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2008, 06:58:13 AM »
Quote from: rex6666 on March 12, 2008, 06:27:32 AM
at my age i think it would be more fun to have a talking frog. :o

That ain't funny Rex... unfortunately it's true...  :'(
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 04:08:27 PM »
OUCH, that made my knee hurt, but it quit when I heard Kermit's voice saying "Kiss Me" ;D
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Re: OT humor
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 04:37:30 PM »
handi-- a good one.
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