anyone can come sit with me next year, and see for yourselves. <snip> the invitation is open, my money is where my mouth is.
COOL!!!
Where are you located at?
Up north I hope! I always wanted to kill one a them big yankee deer I heard about!
(Durn spell check
INSISTS on trying to capitalize yankee!
) Anyway, I really do 'preciate the invite! You can put me up any old place but I kinda like firm mattresses... and I do got me an appetite! So how 'bout having the chief cook and bottle washer at your place come up with some personal and local specialties for breakfast, lunch and dinner (or breakfast, supper and dinner... whatever, but I got's to have me 3 squares a day!) Speakin of local specialties, I'm a beer drinker and if'n ya got's any of them local micro-brew houses I'd love to try all of them. If ya ain't got none, no problem, don't put yourself out none, just about any good imported beer will do. Just none a that "lite" stuff! Well, maybe for breakfast, but never after noon. Now don't get me wrong, I been known to take a taste of likker onect in a while, but it got to be good sippin likker!
Now, about the huntin! Stands! y'all do hunt from stands where you be at dontcha? I 'spose we could sit in a buddy stand but that might be a little to close for comfort... 'sides, people tell me I snore and I'd hate to disturb your early mornin nap if I do! (I ain't nothin if not a considerate guest!) Speakin of considerate, I KNOW you will insist on me takin the first few shots and bein the gracious guest I am I'll be happy to do it, which reminds me... if I do hit one a them brown things, I 'spose you got a place that will cut it up and ship it home for me. I know that can get expensive but I wouldn't worry about the cost none if I was you. Most times my eyesight is a little blurry... especially if I've had a, um, big breakfast.
Which actually is another reason I prefer to hunt from stands... sometimes my walkin gets a little ... unsteady.
You want I should bring my .270? Even with all the added fees the airlines are charging I don't think you'll have to pay extra for it. OH! that reminds me! I'll shoot ... HAHAHAHA! I made a punny!
No, no, <snort> I'm okay <heehee> I'll
email you my address so you can send me my tickets when huntin season gets close.
Your friend and fellow flopper,
Richard