A woman is laying on her death bed.
Her husband of 35 years is at her side.
She looks up at him and asks, " When I am gone, will you remarry? "
The husband replies, " Well, I'm not sure I could be alone, so I probably will. "
The wife says, " Well, that's OK. But will she live in my house? "
" Well, I'm not a rich man, and can't afford to buy a new house, so I guess she will. " the husband says.
Then the wife asks, " Will she drive my car? "
" Well," the husband responds, " The car is almost new. I would lose a fortune if I traded it in."
" I understand. " says the wife.
Then after a pause, the looks up at her loving husband and asks," Will she use my golf clubs?"
To this the husband proclaims, " Certainly not sweetheart. Those are yours."
" Besides, she's left handed."
