Author Topic: My wife  (Read 1068 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline GRIMJIM

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (1)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3002
  • Gender: Male
My wife
« on: April 23, 2008, 12:32:30 PM »
My wife finally sent me a good joke.

A man walks into a Bank gets in the line and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the Bank.

Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and ask the next customer in line……….. Did you see me rob this Bank?

The customer replied, YES The Bank robber raises his gun and shoots the man and kills him.

The Bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line, and says to the man……….


DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????

The man calmly responds, NO …. But my wife did !!!!
________________________________________
GBO SENIOR MEMBER "IF THAT BALL COMES IN MY YARD I'M KEEPING IT!"

NRA LIFE MEMBER

UNION STEWARD CARPENTERS LOCAL 1027

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM OUT OF MEAT?

Offline Paints-n-cows

  • Trade Count: (44)
  • Avid Poster
  • **
  • Posts: 248
  • Once a Marine, always a Marine
Re: My wife
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 05:40:25 AM »
I got the dreaded "eye roll" when I read this out loud.

Sometimes good humor is lost on the female gender ;D

Offline GRIMJIM

  • GBO Supporter
  • Trade Count: (1)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3002
  • Gender: Male
Re: My wife
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 05:58:39 AM »
I think the eye roll is the best you can get from your wife after a goo old fashioned chauvinist joke.
GBO SENIOR MEMBER "IF THAT BALL COMES IN MY YARD I'M KEEPING IT!"

NRA LIFE MEMBER

UNION STEWARD CARPENTERS LOCAL 1027

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY DID HE MAKE THEM OUT OF MEAT?

Offline Land_Owner

  • Global Moderator
  • Moderators
  • Trade Count: (31)
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4445
    • Permission Granted - Land Owner
Re: My wife
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 02:41:29 AM »
Can you tell me how to contact that Band robber?