Crop dusting aircraft == $1500.00
chemicals 250.00
Legal fees and settlement
with neighbor that broke out
in hives after spraying 2390.00
Legal fees and settlement
with bee keeper from toxic
drift 9200.00
"donation" to keep ugly
people with plastic sandals
from "Save our Planet"from
picketing 1500.00
Total 14840.00
Pole Free
1# coffee can Free
nail and match N/C
Toilet paper $1.00
Kerosene 2.00
Video of you falling out of
a 40 ft pecan tree with a 15'
flaming torch after finding
the web worms were really
a nest of angry hornets PRICELESS
BTW, welcome to the country. Have you found your first copperhead yet?
LOL
Ah life in these litigious United States.
Coffee can- check
Kerosene- check.....have some left from previous mad-scientist project involving fire ants
toilet paper- check, got a roll from the SHTF stash (no pun intended)
match- hmmmm, don't have any, but have some Bics and Zippos
pole- check
Wife is gone a couple of times this week.
Sorry, Rockbilly, I've got to do it. Can't...........resist..........use.........of..........fire.........
No copperheads, but did find garter snake. Discovered much about my wife's character that day..........
Scene: Husband and Wife kneeling in grass trying to remove Bleeding Heart, Dicentra spectabilis, from driveway.
Husband: Hey, a snake.
Wife: What?
Husband: Hey, a snake.
Wife: What?
Husband: Where wolf? There wolf. Snake. There snake.
Wife: What?
Husband: [slowly as to child] There is a snake by your hand.
Wife: [jumping up excitedly] What is wrong with you? KILL IT!!!