Subject: Olympic comments
Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:37:20 +0000
---Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I
speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
does n't like it. In fact you can see it all ov er their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so
well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
