Warning from Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister
of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut
off America 's supply of convenience store managers and possibly
candidates for President of the United States And if this action does
not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by
Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.
It' s going to get ugly
