A scientist had just finished interviewing w/ a world renown council after he claimed to have created life.
On the walk back to his car, God appears in front of him. "Good day, my son" says God.
"Hi" says the scientist and walks past.
God turns around and asks "Do you refuse to acknowledge the Almighty God?!"
The scientist turns around and says. "We have no use for you anymore...I have just created life. What use are you to us anymore?"
God looks at the scientist and says, "Well, I can see that I have finally created a human smarter than myself. I want to see you work. Let us both create a human right now." The scientist agrees...
God reaches down, picks up a handful of dirt and the scientist reaches down to follow suit...
"Woa...just wait a second!" God said... "You make your own dirt!"