I have a better plan than a bail out. I am going to find a couple of friends with good credit, we're gonna buy a small island off the Florida Keys, and declare ourselves a free and independent nation.
THEN! We're gonna declare war on the U.S., and as soon as the Coast Guard shows up, we're gonna surrender. THEN! When the U.S. sees how sorry our living conditions are after our defeat by them, we're gonna draw foreign aid the rest of our lives, and live like kings.
Anybody here have good credit, and want in? It's a sure thing.