maybe you should put a notification next to your number "Do NOT call in the wee hours, or if intoxicated or impaired in any way!!!"
seems common sense to me, but what do i know. anyone that pulls that crap with me is off the list of people i call friends. matter of fact, i cant remember the last time it happened; which tells me i must be living the right way. and, no dale, i aint giving you my number so you can call me next time you get your geek on.