Well, I've finally gotten all my research done on the presidential candidates. Here's how it sums up:
Economy:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed
Health care:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed
Taxation:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed
Second amendment:
McCain wins: You're probably screwed slightly less than if Obama wins
Obama wins: You're screwed
International relations (especially Russia):
McCain wins: You're screwed because he's an impluslive hothead
Obama wins: You're screwed because he does not represent our national interest
National defense:
McCain wins: You're screwed because McCain will be a lame duck during the new and stronger Democrat Congress.
Obama wins: You're screwed
Energy policy:
McCain wins: You're screwed, but we might stay on the path to more nuclear
Obama wins: You're screwed
Popularity:
McCain wins: McCain is screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed
Separation of powers:
McCain wins: McCain has an edge here because he won't be a rubber stamp for the runaway train of reckless legislation we can expect from Congress during the next 5 years.
Obama wins: You're screwed
Executive judgement:
McCain wins: We're all screwed so bad it's painful just to think about it.
Obama wins: We're all screwed so bad it's painful just to think about it.
National prosperity:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed
