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Offline Questor

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Got all my pre-election research done
« on: October 13, 2008, 05:36:02 AM »
Well, I've finally gotten all my research done on the presidential candidates. Here's how it sums up:

Economy:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed

Health care:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed

Taxation:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed

Second amendment:
McCain wins: You're probably screwed slightly less than if Obama wins
Obama wins: You're screwed

International relations (especially Russia):
McCain wins: You're screwed because he's an impluslive hothead
Obama wins: You're screwed because he does not represent our national interest

National defense:
McCain wins: You're screwed because McCain will be a lame duck during the new and stronger Democrat Congress.
Obama wins: You're screwed

Energy policy:
McCain wins: You're screwed, but we might stay on the path to more nuclear
Obama wins: You're screwed

Popularity:
McCain wins: McCain is screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed

Separation of powers:
McCain wins: McCain has an edge here because he won't be a rubber stamp for the runaway train of reckless legislation we can expect from Congress during the next 5 years.
Obama wins: You're screwed

Executive judgement:
McCain wins: We're all screwed so bad it's painful just to think about it.
Obama wins: We're all screwed so bad it's painful just to think about it.

National prosperity:
McCain wins: You're screwed
Obama wins: You're screwed


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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 06:13:19 AM »
glad to see things are same as always !
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 07:06:02 AM »
So I guess what you're saying is were screwed?    :P

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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 07:55:50 AM »
Or, you'll get less of a screwing with McCain.

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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 04:19:38 PM »
Maybe instead of a stimulus check this year in the mail they will send everybody a tube of KY lubrication for all this screwing.

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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 06:11:40 AM »
Maybe instead of a stimulus check this year in the mail they will send everybody a tube of KY lubrication for all this screwing.

LOL

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Re: Got all my pre-election research done
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 06:17:40 AM »
they don't do useful !
If ya can see it ya can hit it !