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OT Humor: Phone calls to Heaven
« on: October 13, 2008, 09:01:43 AM »
PHONES IN CHURCH

 

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around  the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working  east from there.   

 

 

Going to a very large church, he began taking  photographs and making notes.

 

 

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read 'Calls: $10,000  a minute.'

 

 

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign.   The  pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to  heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

 

 

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to  visit churches in Seattle , Dallas , St. Louis , Cleveland , Milwaukee and around the  United States , he found more phones with the same sign and  the same answer from each pastor.

 

 

Finally, he arrived in Illinois , upon entering a church in Oregon, Illnois- behold  he saw the usual golden telephone.   But THIS time, the sign  read:  'Calls: 35 cents.'

 

 

Fascinated, he asked the pastor, 'Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and  that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute.    Your sign reads only 35 cents a call.

 

 

Why?

 

 

     I love this part... 

 

 

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, 'Son, you're in Illinois now ...... You're in God's Country, It's a local call.'

 

 

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