The Lone Ranger and Tonto set up camp in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep.
One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says...
"Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars, Tonto."
"What that tell you Kemo-Sabe?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies and potentially Millions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow...
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says...
"Kemo-Sabe, you dummy...
Someone stole tent."
