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Offline jvs

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The Ventriloquist
« on: October 18, 2008, 04:05:27 PM »
A young Ventriloquist is touring the Clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Pennsylvania.

With his Dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual ' Dumb Blonde'  jokes when a Blonde in the 4th row stands on a chair and starts shouting :

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype people that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with their worth as a human being?"

"It's guys like you who keep people like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but people in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The Ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells...   " You stay out of this, Mister ! "

" I'm talking to that little Twerp on your knee ! "
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 01:10:17 AM »
What a mess..........

I just gotta learn NOT to drink coffee and read jokes at the same time.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 03:21:42 AM »
Thanks.

A good joke to start the day    :)
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 01:46:15 PM »
thanks for sharing this. i definitely needed a laugh or two. hahah.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 11:44:14 PM »
Yep thats funny

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 11:05:30 AM »
No matter how many times I read that joke, it always makes me laugh out loud.  Sure would like to meet that blonde...