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Offline jvs

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The Hunter
« on: October 24, 2008, 11:37:29 PM »
Two hunters are out in the woods Deer Hunting, when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other Hunter whips out his cell-phone and calls the Emergency Services.

"911 Operator 24, What is your Emergency?"

He gasps, "My Buddy and I are Hunting Off of Route 206... My friend is dead!    What can I do?".

The operator says "Calm down, calm down, I can help..."    "First, let's make sure he's dead."

Suddenly there is a silence, then a shot.

Frantically back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
 If you want to run with the Wolves, you can't Pee with the Puppies.

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Re: The Hunter
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 06:35:18 PM »
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
WHATS THAT SMELL?                                                                                                  USS FORRESTAL CV-59  1983-1987 r div ht2

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Re: The Hunter
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2008, 01:13:36 AM »
William Penn was the first one to tell that joke. But I still think it is funny.....  ;D