Mr. Obama,
When do I get my money? I'm poor and need the government to help. I'm only an E7 in military. With all my pay and allowances I only make about 60k a year. The colonel in my office makes MUCH more than me. Can you make sure that he gives me some of his money? I mean just because he worked his butt off for a bachelors degree, three masters degrees and is writing his doctoral dissertation doesn't mean squat to me anymore. I want what he has!!! I have four kids and can't hardly afford to drive my 2005 Suburban anymore. Each of them only has one Ipod. I can only afford three tv's... Please send me more money. I've worked pretty hard to pay for the thirty different guns I have. Please arrange for them to be confiscated soon. I realize now that they are evil. Please make sure more babies are killed. I know now that it's truly a woman's right to kill her baby by having it's brains sucked out. By the way... the death penalty is a horrendous institution. How could those CRAZY conservatives ever think it is okay to kill people who have been victimized and forced to rape, kill, maim and destroy? I think we would all be better off I you just got your buddies to implement Sharia Law in the US. Women are useless and should be beat and stoned for any infractions against men. I'm so happy I can't stand it any more.
Please send my check,
ngh
