Come on up! I'll show you where I live, and you can kill every one of the bastards! Though I'm sure every one will never happen... once you kill "all of them" some more come and fill the open habitat space. As they are small, they do make good target practice.
People sometimes wonder why I want to kill every single squirrel I see, some have tried to stop me, but it won't work. I mean, I am not for the wanton killing of every animal I see... just squirrels. And it all spans from years ago, in my youth, when I was ten or so I believe. I was on a camping trip to jakalof bay with the boy scouts, and after some clam digging, we came back to camp, and I found a hole in my backpack. A damn squirrel had chewed threw my backpack and ate about 1/8 of a pack of ramen from inside. Ever since that day, I have sworn revenge on every @#$%Y&^%^#$%$^@ squirrel I have seen.