Why not just break Kaliforni up into at least three states? It's too dawgone big anyway. It's bigger than a lot of countries. The separate economies should be a heck of a lot easier to manage that way, not to mention all 55 of them electrical votes. Shoot, since we're fixin to be spreadin the wealth around, we can't forget they got a whole bunch of them little boogers.
I mean, look at the different regions in the state. It's always cold up north, always too hot down south, always foggy in the middle.
North Kaliforni could be for the folks that don't know they ain't in Oregon anymore.
South Kaliforni could be for all the people who think they're still in Mexico. We
could call that part New Mexico, but...we already got one of them... it could be NM, part dos
, Nah...
and the middle part, we could call it New London, since we already have a New England and a New Jersey and a New York and a new almost every city in England... and since the London Bridge was moved to Lake Havasu City, Arizona in 1971, we could get them to donate it to New London, so they could have a bridge over the creek just before you get to the Golden Gate Bridge...
, that way when I go there again next June I won't have to get my feet wet...
and since the last big rain they had in Arizona washed out that canyon 10 gazillion years ago, they don't need the bridge anyway. Talk about wishful thinking...
Hey, they moved it one time, the second time should be a "charm."
LOL