I'm the only person in the world who can get in trouble for somebody else's actions!
When an I gonna learn to keep my smart mouth shut!
I just noticed my "Moderator" tag...
Somebody around here has a real strange sence of humor.
I wonder who that could be...
Let me tell ya, "If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve." But the tag
is kind of neat!
Makes me feel like I be somebody!
Now my fans will want to know how I have risen to such heights; so let me tell you my secret, learned after many years in Gub'ment service...
NEVER make a decision! If you inadvertently actually do something and someone calls you on it, act supprised and blame someone else! Follow these simple rules and you, my dear young friends, can be like me!
Let me give you an example...
Say you're kinda bored one day and delete a few posts just for grins. Now say somebody who got there post deleted fails to see the humor in it and PM's the heck outa you demanding an explanation. In an exchange of PM's you just say something like
"Your post was deleted!? Why that's not right! I read that post and it was fine! You know that Montana fella is a power happy kind of guy. You probably said something he didn't like and he's messin with you. No, I wouldn't talk to him about it, that will just make him mad and he'll find a way to do something worse to you! Naw, I wouldn't say anything to GB either... you KNOW who's side he'll take... Let's keep this between us and I'll look out for you as best I can. No, no need to thank me... the satisfaction I get from taking care of people is my reward...