Good Morning Montanan, dpe, Forster, torpedoman, james, Mt_Sourdough, pab1 and all you lurkers.
I got this this morning from my friend up in Sunburst, thought I would share.
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. TOUGHNESS COUNTS!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Montanans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late.
Especially in Cut Bank, Montana
Excuse me gotta go open some windows, it 26 degrees and bright sunny skies this morning.
