Hang in there,the expeditionary force is being organised as I speak.The Scottish navy has just taken delivery of it's latest acquisition,second hand but who can buy new with the credit crisis.I personally brokered the deal,and the new long range haggis howitzer should be ready by summer.The single malt whiskey embargo deployed on Washington last year has been extended to all U.S. financial institutions.We deny all English attempts at involvement as We know you will never accept cricket as the national sport.
We deny all reports of compulsory kilt wearing and bagpipe training ,this remains a Sunday only rule.We fully expect a maximum of six special services highland haggis landing on the whitehouse lawn will keep casualties to a minimum and both houses will capitulate within days.
Secrecy is a must,the English would only want to bring David Beckham and Andrew Loyd Webber and a new musical about soccer would instigate a Redneck Revolution.
Keep your pride up and your powder dry men ..........the Scots are coming.