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Offline BIG Dog454

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How to catch a pig
« on: March 01, 2009, 04:51:30 AM »



 

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  Catching  Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large college had  some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was  in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange  student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his  back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was  the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in  his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his  native country who were trying to overthrow his country ' s  government and install a new communist government.

In  the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a  strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild  pigs? '

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for  the punchline. The young man said this was no joke. ' You catch  wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting  corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday  to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day,  you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used  to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat  the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They  get used to that and start to eat again.. You continue until you  have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last  side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come  through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the  whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their  freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they  are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are  so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the  woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. 

The young man then told the professor that is exactly  what he sees happening to America .  The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps  spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as  supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco  subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),  welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our  freedoms -- just a little at a time.

One should always  remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a  politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you  can do it yourself.

Also, if you see that all of this  wonderful government ' help ' is a problem confronting the future  of democracy in America ,  you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the  free ride is essential to your way of life then you will  probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams  shut!

' A  government big enough to give you everything you want, is big  enough to take away everything you  have".
 

         Thomas  Jefferson

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Re: How to catch a pig
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 05:02:56 AM »
Well the four fence walls are up............just waiting for the gate to slam shut now!

Here piggy piggy piggy soueeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

whod'a thunk it and there was so much hope for this country a few years ago.
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Re: How to catch a pig
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 06:20:01 AM »
That is Washington's desire; get 51% of the population to become a slave to the state, and then close the gate.

Good message to that story.
The sole purpose of government is to protect your liberty. The Constitution is not to restrict the people, but to restrict government.  Ron Paul

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