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IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« on: March 06, 2009, 02:23:17 PM »
WHAT WOULD IT BE!!!!!!!!!!
CROWN IS MY FIRST!!!!!!
HOW BOUT YOU ATLAW.
ME&YOU COULD HANG!!!!!!!!!!!
BOUT 200 MILES MORE SOUTH.
WHAT'YA THANK ;D
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2009, 02:26:00 PM »
The way my arm and shoulder feel some days, it would be a shot of morphine.
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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2009, 02:28:23 PM »
Make mine Wild Turkey.

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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2009, 02:39:25 PM »
That crazy Mexican stuff with the worm in the bottle. Hell I have chewed on many of them in my time. :o ;D ;) I have been know to crack that bottle when I got to the bar and finish it before I have left. Sounds like you already had a couple though.  ;) ;D Dale Oh I forgot to mention. When I drink that stuff I am 10 foot tall and bullet proof.
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2009, 02:42:33 PM »
Good ole Jack Black.Second choice Crown Damn.That's a shot of Crown Royal and Hot damn.Warms the cockles of your heart.Slow
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2009, 02:45:24 PM »
HELL-YEAh!!, YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COME'N FROM!!!!!!
I KINDA LIKE THEM WORMS MY-SELF!!!
AND MORF SOUND GOOD TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ;D
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2009, 02:47:16 PM »
That crazy Mexican stuff with the worm in the bottle. Hell I have chewed on many of them in my time. :o ;D ;) I have been know to crack that bottle when I got to the bar and finish it before I have left. Sounds like you already had a couple though.  ;) ;D Dale Oh I forgot to mention. When I drink that stuff I am 10 foot tall and bullet proof.

AND MADE OF IRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2009, 02:49:27 PM »
Make mine Wild Turkey.


TURK'll WORK!!!!!!!!!
SMOOOTH, NEVER SHABBY ;D
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2009, 03:06:12 PM »
When i get home I get on GB outdoors and start talkin stoopid!

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2009, 03:12:46 PM »
IT DON'T TAKE ALOT, AFTER YOU GET ON GBO!!!!!!!!!
EXPERIANCED!!!!!!!!, I   LUV   IT  !!!
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2009, 03:28:39 PM »
For me it's very seldom.
If I do it's either Crown or an OLD FASHION.
Yea I know that's a sissy drink but add a sweet-n-low and it's oh so smooth!

Most of the time it's ice tea or cherry Pepsi!

OR COFFIEE, COFFIEE, COFFIEE
Did I mention that I like COFFIEE?


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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2009, 03:57:59 PM »
For me it's very seldom.
If I do it's either Crown or an OLD FASHION.
Yea I know that's a sissy drink but add a sweet-n-low and it's oh so smooth!

Most of the time it's ice tea or cherry Pepsi!

OR COFFIEE, COFFIEE, COFFIEE
Did I mention that I like COFFIEE?

I HEAR YA!!!
LOTS OF DIFFERENCE IN FIE AND FFIE!!!!!!!!!
IS THAT LONG ISLAND ICED TEE?? I LIKE THAT TOOOO
CHERRY PEPSI, THATS A NEW ONE ON ME!!!
COULD IT HAVE A TOUCH OF CHERRY QUERVO IN IT?"??
OR MAYBE 2.5OZ ;D


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sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2009, 04:05:07 PM »
It would be a shot of Jim Beam with my friend Bud Wolf who just died of cancer three weeks ago. The friendship is missed for ever!!!

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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 04:15:56 PM »
Junior Johnson's Carolina Moonshine.... Here's to your friend also!
Sounds like he was one of the good ones.
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM »
I'LL TAKE ONE FOR BUD WOLF!!!
I KNOW THE FEELING,,,,, A GOOD FRIEND IS HARD TO REPLACE!!!!!!!!!
LORD, I'VE LOST A COUPLE DEAR FRIENDS, AND I MISS'M EVER-DAY.....
NOT EVER-REPLACEABLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... AND I THINK YOU DO!!!!
LIVE LIKE THEY WANTED TOO, AND ENJOY---MY FRIEND.....
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2009, 04:36:52 PM »
I'LL TAKE ONE FOR BUD WOLF!!!
I KNOW THE FEELING,,,,, A GOOD FRIEND IS HARD TO REPLACE!!!!!!!!!
LORD, I'VE LOST A COUPLE DEAR FRIENDS, AND I MISS'M EVER-DAY.....
NOT EVER-REPLACEABLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... AND I THINK YOU DO!!!!
LIVE LIKE THEY WANTED TOO, AND ENJOY---MY FRIEND.....
Yea I will for sure drink a shot of rum for Bud Wolf seeing as I am drinking. gendoc , could you please turn the caps off. Thanks Dale
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2009, 04:52:36 PM »
o.k.
some-times i have to do that to see the screen.
sorry bout that.
i've found my specs now, so i'll turn it down now......
1/2&1/2 is now 3/4-1/4 and its all good!!!!!!!!
and the 3/4 is not mix ;D
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2009, 03:12:51 AM »
Applejack,   nuff said!!!
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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2009, 07:36:32 AM »
henry McKenna borbon real good stuff.
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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2009, 08:21:42 AM »
If it ain't burbon you might as well be drinking iced tea! And I do think I have drank my share, and possibly some of yours in my lifetime,

And if you are a burbon drinker and appreciate the taste, nothing can compete with W. L. Weller..........just gimme a Weller with an ice water back! ::) 8) ;D :D

The doctor told me many years ago to get off the booze, I rarely drink today but when I do I like a good shot of burbon with a water back.  I keep several bottles on hand to pour a drink for friend who still can, but most of the booze I use today is strictly for cooking.......I make a sauce for bread pudding out of Weller that will make you slap your grandmother, even the ole tee-totalers at church like "a bit" over their pudding.

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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2009, 09:01:00 AM »
  Cheap Vodka and Red-Bull(Before) :)
  Cheep Vawdka andd Red_Bool(After) :P

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2009, 10:17:38 AM »
I get in too much trouble when I drink hard liquor. I'll stick to beer.
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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2009, 10:22:37 AM »
If I drank, it would be Jack Daniels black label.
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2009, 01:50:58 PM »
Thanks you guys for the simphathy for my friend Bud wolf. Had Supper with his widow and 17 year old son today. My wife and I had a good cry and a lot of old times to talk about with them! The LORD LEFT US WITH PLENTY OF GOOD MEMORIES!!!!  BUT I WISH HE WOULD HEAL THIS HOLE IN MY HEART!!!

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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 07:51:20 AM »
That crazy Mexican stuff with the worm in the bottle.

Warm weather=Mezcal This is the high end of the stuff Dale was talking about.
  http://www.mezcal.com/ 

Cold weather=Akvavit  My family is from Denmark and this is one tradition I took to whole heartedly.  http://www.vsdanmark.dk/dk/Sortiment/Produkter/A-C/Aalborg-Taffel-Akvavit/Aalb-Taffel-12_50-ml-B/
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« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 08:10:48 AM »
if i drank and the maker wasn't in the pokie it would be corn with a peach in the jar. or cherries or grapes or apple ........
some say if the top of the jar ain't large enough to stick your nose in so ya can smell when you sip it ain't good sipping .
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2009, 08:48:42 AM »
Must say good ol black velvet or some firewater
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Re: IF YOU WAS OFFERED A SHOT!!!!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2009, 09:05:47 AM »
Well, I'm mostly a beer drinker, but if I was to imbibe in hard likker - perish the thought  ::) - but if I was, it would probably be Chivas Regal.   :-\  I've done drunk a lot of Crown though... especially when I was paying $3.25 a quart...  ;D
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« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2009, 01:05:39 PM »
methanphedimine......oops better not say that  here

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ay  ay......i  been working on a  fifth  of wild turky for about 5 years
     now  its  half gone
     looks  like  it will  be wild  turkey  for the next  5 years

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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2009, 02:30:25 PM »
yeah!!! i'm a drug user alright!!!!!
3 advil's before bed, washed down by a shot of crown.......it works!!!!
sea-ya.....
in tha meen time, i'm wait'n for tha  7th trumpet ta sound !!!

gotta big green tractor ana diesel truck, my idea of heaven's chasin whitetail bucks and asa country boy, you know i can survive............

hey boy, hit this mason jar one time...
burn ya lil'bit did'nt it. ya ever been snipe hunt'n ?  come on...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.