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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2009, 04:05:34 PM »
Saw a good bumper sticker that most on here may have already seen.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2009, 04:12:11 PM »
See, just like his stimulas package, even his jokes keep growing in size.
The last time this joke was posted the coal weighed 200 tons, now its up to 250.
I bet before it is done it will be well over 300 tons! :D

He lies so much that it is starting to show up in the jokes about him.


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2009, 04:27:26 PM »
Saw the back of a truck tailgate today going down the interstate, had big letters painted on that said:

OBAMA so I'm figgerin oh crap an obama supporter, as I get closer underneath the letters it says:

ONE BIG ASSED MISTAKE AMERICA
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2009, 08:06:54 PM »
Q. Why will Obama hold a séance once he's in the White House?

A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.



Q. What will America's national bird be when Obama takes office?

A. His middle finger.


Q. Why is the Secret Service installing lighting rods at the White House?

A. To protect President Obama as he takes his Oath of Office.

There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.

Obama said "NO" to drugs, but they must not have heard him.



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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2009, 01:08:46 AM »
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Would I tell this joke in front of my 10 year old daughter with my wife, my mother and the preacher and his wife in the room.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2009, 02:01:12 AM »
See ya!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2009, 05:23:15 AM »
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How could it be more obvious? "the jigs up"
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A TOP WATER JIG
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Q:  Obama and an apple are in a tree, they both fall out which one hits the ground first?

A:  The apple, a good rope will stop Obama before he hits the ground.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Would I tell this joke in front of my 10 year old daughter with my wife, my mother and the preacher and his wife in the room.

If the answer is NO then DO NOT post it here either. Any or all of those are reading this at one time or another. If not your daughter, mother, wife and pastor then someone else's is.


Certainly the majority of GBO members and likely visitors too are adult males. BUT there are still a LOT of both members and visitors who are not adults and also who are not male. We have both boys and girls who are as young as 8-9 reading this site and we have a lot of women. So long as I'm in charge we'll be keeping those facts in mind.
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tho  i  didn't find  them  that  funny
i  would  tell  these  jokes  in front  of the people  you  mentioned
every one has different standards

i  like  the barocky road  ice cream   and  the steve  erkel  economy joke  the  best
when drugs are outlawed only out laws will have drugs
DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
OBAMACARE....the biggest tax hike in the  history of mankind
free choice and equality  can't co-exist
AFTER THE LIBYAN COVER-UP... remind any  democrat voters ''they sat and  watched them die''...they  told help to ''stand down''

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2009, 05:29:22 AM »

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Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know crap?”

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #98 on: April 12, 2009, 05:41:43 AM »
Arier Blut that sounds just like both my daughters. Makes me proud of them. Good one.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #99 on: April 12, 2009, 10:14:29 AM »
45-70.gov:

Don't think I have to worry about Dee as there was nothing but truth towards the AMERICAN INDIAN in this joke.
Really all reference was slanted towards the muslim.


It seems that some are a little thinner in the skin than others.
I guess he thinks all the jokes about past PRESIDENTS were ok.
Just not this one.
I guess he will no longer watch the TONIGHT SHOW or others like it (if he ever did) for the same reasons.

To each his own.


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #100 on: April 12, 2009, 10:45:50 AM »
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How could it be more obvious? "the jigs up"
---
A TOP WATER JIG
----
Q:  Obama and an apple are in a tree, they both fall out which one hits the ground first?

A:  The apple, a good rope will stop Obama before he hits the ground.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Would I tell this joke in front of my 10 year old daughter with my wife, my mother and the preacher and his wife in the room.

If the answer is NO then DO NOT post it here either. Any or all of those are reading this at one time or another. If not your daughter, mother, wife and pastor then someone else's is.


Certainly the majority of GBO members and likely visitors too are adult males. BUT there are still a LOT of both members and visitors who are not adults and also who are not male. We have both boys and girls who are as young as 8-9 reading this site and we have a lot of women. So long as I'm in charge we'll be keeping those facts in mind.
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You being an obama supporter is more offensive to me! So let me know where you land so i wont go there!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #101 on: April 12, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
there  is  no  joke  i ever  heard........EVER

that  is more  offencive  than  obama  as president
when drugs are outlawed only out laws will have drugs
DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
OBAMACARE....the biggest tax hike in the  history of mankind
free choice and equality  can't co-exist
AFTER THE LIBYAN COVER-UP... remind any  democrat voters ''they sat and  watched them die''...they  told help to ''stand down''

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2009, 05:35:00 PM »
there  is  no  joke  i ever  heard........EVER

that  is more  offencive  than  obama  as president


The difference is a joke usually makes you laugh and very seldom does any harm,(except to thin skin people).
This joke is doing real harm to all!


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #103 on: April 12, 2009, 05:47:57 PM »
YEP. I'll really miss an osama supporter. POWDERMAN.  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2009, 01:48:21 PM »
The least he could have done is say good bye......

How rude? ???
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #105 on: April 13, 2009, 06:24:17 PM »
He thinks he had something to do with the recent successful rescue of the ships captain. lol  lol  lol
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #106 on: April 14, 2009, 01:32:46 AM »
HMMMM, libs are liars, one thing nice about GBO, is that it tells you when a person was last active on their profiles.

I hope we get some more jokes here, I find the ones posted as very funny. Being I live very close to I90 I have gotten alot of laughs on the lump of coal joke.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #107 on: April 14, 2009, 02:56:51 AM »
and the follow up  truck with  the  ears ;D
when drugs are outlawed only out laws will have drugs
DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
OBAMACARE....the biggest tax hike in the  history of mankind
free choice and equality  can't co-exist
AFTER THE LIBYAN COVER-UP... remind any  democrat voters ''they sat and  watched them die''...they  told help to ''stand down''

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #108 on: April 15, 2009, 01:13:28 PM »
Jonny, I thoght you were done with GBO? Seems you log on every day, keep updated I'll post some more jokes when I hear them.

The Jigs up! I thought that one would be to easy.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #109 on: April 15, 2009, 03:58:03 PM »
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How could it be more obvious? "the jigs up"
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Q:  Obama and an apple are in a tree, they both fall out which one hits the ground first?

A:  The apple, a good rope will stop Obama before he hits the ground.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Would I tell this joke in front of my 10 year old daughter with my wife, my mother and the preacher and his wife in the room.

If the answer is NO then DO NOT post it here either. Any or all of those are reading this at one time or another. If not your daughter, mother, wife and pastor then someone else's is.


Certainly the majority of GBO members and likely visitors too are adult males. BUT there are still a LOT of both members and visitors who are not adults and also who are not male. We have both boys and girls who are as young as 8-9 reading this site and we have a lot of women. So long as I'm in charge we'll be keeping those facts in mind.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #110 on: April 15, 2009, 05:36:31 PM »
Maybe he just wants to make sure he gets the jokes right so he doesn't mess them up when he retells them! ;)


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #111 on: April 16, 2009, 02:07:34 AM »
Here I have the most discusting sickening  un funny Obama Joke ever.

Obama supporters!

99% of all Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. What I find hilarious about this is they are such an arrogant bunch, that they all think they are in the 1%.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #112 on: April 16, 2009, 05:20:31 PM »
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #113 on: April 16, 2009, 06:01:09 PM »
OH MY- That is funny right there!!!!

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #114 on: April 19, 2009, 03:43:39 PM »
Very funny Briar, I bet our liberal scum friend Jonny even liked it, for not ever coming back here again he sure like to read my posts and send me nasty PM's.
99% of all Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. What I find hilarious about this is they are such an arrogant bunch, that they all think they are in the 1%.

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« Reply #115 on: April 19, 2009, 03:47:55 PM »
Actually, there's nothing funniung about this disgusting pig. I don't even think he is a naturalized US citizen.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #116 on: April 21, 2009, 02:20:32 PM »
Well, they didn't keep that new dog long, got rid of him. Didn't know it was a coon hound, it kept treeing the kids. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #117 on: April 21, 2009, 02:57:45 PM »
"coon hound"   ;D :D ;D :D
99% of all Lawyers give the other 1% a bad name. What I find hilarious about this is they are such an arrogant bunch, that they all think they are in the 1%.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #118 on: April 21, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »

 I am with you on that one Cabin 4
 
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #119 on: April 21, 2009, 03:32:50 PM »