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Offline Questor

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Any good Obama jokes?
« on: March 08, 2009, 08:06:27 AM »
By now, I would have expected to hear some Obama jokes. There don't seem to be any in circulation. Have you heard any?
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 08:53:44 AM »
Don't you know that Obama jokes are racist?
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 09:12:02 AM »
He was elected President.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 09:58:11 AM »
He asked at the correct place.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 10:01:18 AM »
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 10:25:54 AM »
On inauguration day the press was claiming "it being a historical day when an African American moved into the whitehouse", I thought to myself, what is new about a black person living in public housing?
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 10:27:34 AM »
I think this one was posted on here before.


Did you hear that Sarah Palin was offer 2 million to pose nude in Playboy? Michelle Obama was made the same offer, by National Geographic.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2009, 10:31:43 AM »
Q. What is the difference between God and Obama?

A. God does not think he is Obama!

Q. Why won't President Obama have a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

A. Vice President Biden will be out of town.

Q. How will President Obama oppose Russia's invasion of Georgia?

A. He'll send troops to Atlanta.

Q. What’s black and blue and dead all over?

A. Anyone who dares to tell a joke about President Obama in public.

Here's where I found these:

The Barack Obama Jokes Website

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/home
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2009, 10:59:55 AM »
What do JFK an BHO have in common?



Nothing yet!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2009, 12:00:53 PM »
Quote from: cabin4 on March 08, 2009, 09:12:02 AM
He was elected President.

Damn you beat me to it, but it is a bad joke agreed?
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2009, 01:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Dee on March 08, 2009, 12:00:53 PM
Quote from: cabin4 on March 08, 2009, 09:12:02 AM
He was elected President.

Damn you beat me to it, but it is a bad joke agreed?


Agree on that I do.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2009, 02:52:01 PM »
Obama!!!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2009, 03:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Bravo 51...Over on March 08, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Obama!!!


See quote above.Here is the joke and the punch line rolled up into one word.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2009, 03:52:57 PM »
Quote from: CannonKrazy on March 08, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: Bravo 51...Over on March 08, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Obama!!!


See quote above.Here is the joke and the punch line rolled up into one word.

 :) :) :)
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 04:23:56 PM »
i  make jokes  about every thing

but  i think  obama  is too serious of a tragedy  in the making
 hopefully i am wrong
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2009, 06:14:57 PM »
Quote from: 45-70.gov on March 08, 2009, 04:23:56 PM
i  make jokes  about every thing

but  i think  obama  is too serious of a tragedy  in the making
 hopefully i am wrong

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2009, 06:15:30 PM »
I have several but I don't think I can get away with them on here.
They would be viewed as racist and I don't think GB would like me very much if I told them.


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2009, 02:31:12 AM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on March 08, 2009, 10:27:34 AM
I think this one was posted on here before.


Did you hear that Sarah Palin was offer 2 million to pose nude in Playboy? Michelle Obama was made the same offer, by National Geographic.
Nice billy made me laugh again. this one was about as good as the redneck one you told me.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2009, 03:21:54 AM »
Every time he talks...


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2009, 09:46:46 PM »
Sara, has invited obama and biden and their wives to Alaska with a hunting trip for the guys. The Hunting guide will be Dick Chaney, their driver will be ted kennedy and bill clinton will be there to entertain the wives.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 01:46:16 AM »
Quote from: LONGTOM on March 08, 2009, 06:15:30 PM
I have several but I don't think I can get away with them on here.
They would be viewed as racist and I don't think GB would like me very much if I told them.


LONGTOM


I have a feeling, no matter what the joke is  you tell about BHO, the limp writed liberal scum crowd will say it is racist.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 05:12:31 AM »
What do you call Obama on waterskis: a top water jig.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2009, 08:10:47 AM »
I guess this is about as far as I should go on this subject!!!




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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2009, 08:12:30 AM »
 :) :)

yes he did....and its the least of of what he's still gonna do.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2009, 09:18:33 AM »
Nice longtom. This made me laugh a lot. I am also on GBO at work most of the time and my coworkers found this very funny as well.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2009, 09:43:00 AM »
is this P.C. ?
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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2009, 11:13:08 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2009, 04:23:45 PM »
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2009, 01:29:58 PM »
I was thinking, what do you tink the secret service's code phrase is when BHO if flying on Air Force one???????????????  :D
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« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2009, 02:33:37 PM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on March 12, 2009, 01:29:58 PM
I was thinking, what do you tink the secret service's code phrase is when BHO if flying on Air Force one???????????????  :D


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DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
OBAMACARE....the biggest tax hike in the  history of mankind
free choice and equality  can't co-exist
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