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Offline mirage1988

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2009, 02:36:38 PM »
blackhawk down?
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2009, 02:46:59 PM »
Come now people, let's try a little harder, the code phrase is only too obvious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2009, 02:56:46 PM »
same thing we used to call c130 gunships?

"Spooky"
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2009, 03:11:35 PM »
Quote from: S.S. on March 12, 2009, 02:56:46 PM
same thing we used to call c130 gunships?

"Spooky"


Not even close, but a good try! It's a phrase.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2009, 03:36:19 PM »
BOHICA!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2009, 03:52:06 PM »
How could it be more obvious? "the jigs up"
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2009, 05:59:42 PM »
I though it was BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP

Sorry Pappy Boyington!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2009, 06:01:57 PM »
MORE PORK!


Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter at the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 
 
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention , Salutes and says:  "Nice pigs, sir."
 
 
The President replies:  "These are not pigs......these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of the State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
 
 
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
 
"Excellent trade, sir."


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2009, 03:23:18 AM »
Billy - you continue to prove how stupid you are. I can't believe his posts are not deleated!!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2009, 03:39:40 AM »
Quote from: LONGTOM on March 20, 2009, 06:01:57 PM
MORE PORK!


Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter at the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 
 
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention , Salutes and says:  "Nice pigs, sir."
 
 
The President replies:  "These are not pigs......these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of the State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

 
 
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
 
"Excellent trade, sir."


LONGTOM


NOW THAT'S FUNNY- I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
 
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2009, 03:58:04 PM »
Michelle Obama is planting an organic garden.

The white house gardener has recently been fired.

Seems he went into the kitchen and asked if anyone has seen the spade and the hoe.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2009, 04:07:45 PM »
Obamamaniacs!!!!!!

Oh wait that's not funny. A BHO supporter, stupid yes, funny no.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2009, 02:52:31 AM »
Quote from: LONGTOM on March 20, 2009, 06:01:57 PM
MORE PORK!


Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter at the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 
 
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention , Salutes and says:  "Nice pigs, sir."
 
 
The President replies:  "These are not pigs......these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Secretary of the State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
   



The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
 
"Excellent trade, sir."


LONGTOM
 



I Love it! ;D
 
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2009, 03:07:48 AM »
What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2009, 03:11:15 AM »
teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #45 on: March 22, 2009, 05:21:10 AM »
53% of the stupid American people voted fer him!   Ha Ha Ha
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2009, 06:18:25 AM »
Gentleman, WolfTrap here.
This has to stop now!
Do you realize that not every one here is from what I see your avatars... is the same color as you folks?
This is a site for fun loving shooting folks like you and myself and shouldn't be a forum for hateful racist to hangout at...period! The ADL would love to list this site with everyone who is a member an "Extremist" promoting hate and anger towards other folks of color. Believe me....I've seen it done (ADL/SouthernLaw) to other sites!
Don't give the excuse that it's only for fun....and I shouldn't read topic if it offends those who can't take a joke! It's not a joke! It's darn right hateful and shouldn't be bandy about as fun.
So...cut it out and grow up!
Nuff said,
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2009, 07:04:38 AM »
she  who raised  me voted for  the marxist scum

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #48 on: March 22, 2009, 07:19:54 AM »
Quote from: WolfTrap on March 22, 2009, 06:18:25 AM
Gentleman, WolfTrap here.
This has to stop now!
Do you realize that not every one here is from what I see your avatars... is the same color as you folks?
This is a site for fun loving shooting folks like you and myself and shouldn't be a forum for hateful racist to hangout at...period! The ADL would love to list this site with everyone who is a member an "Extremist" promoting hate and anger towards other folks of color. Believe me....I've seen it done (ADL/SouthernLaw) to other sites!
Don't give the excuse that it's only for fun....and I shouldn't read topic if it offends those who can't take a joke! It's not a joke! It's darn right hateful and shouldn't be bandy about as fun.
So...cut it out and grow up!
Nuff said,
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PS:To those folks who continue to........She who raised you....would be washing out your mouths with soap!  :'(
Think about it!
I bet you voted for the idiot. That is why you got your panties in a wad. Dale
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2009, 07:28:56 AM »
That's hilarious boondocker.


Wolftrap, they are JOKES, get it. No reason to get all wound up. You folks have had your years of fun with Bush. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, I see some have a little thinner skin. Grow up and relax, life is to short to get all wound up over a joke. So does Dave Chappele offend you too. I find him hilarious.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2009, 08:03:02 AM »
Bush is a stupid "white man". So abusing him and his race is acceptable in the eye's of the liberals, main stream media and unwashed masses of ignorant humanity throughtout this damn country.

Say something derogatory about a black, and they unleash a torrent of indignation. This, is the devise of the real evil in our country that has brought us to the brink of the abyss.

Carry on, the end is near for us anyway as the liberals pull us all over the edge.
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« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2009, 08:14:29 AM »
Bush is a stupid "white man".  BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CALLING SOMEONE A WHITE MAN,OR BLACK MAN AND CALLING HIM THE "N" WORD. UNLESS YOU LIKE TO BURN CROSSES. LOL- THAT'S A JOKE SON, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN AN UPROAR.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2009, 08:26:13 AM »
Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.


Q. Why did Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.


Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.


Q. Why did David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.



Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor


Q. Why did sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2009, 10:02:20 AM »
Quote from: JonnyC on March 22, 2009, 08:14:29 AM
Bush is a stupid "white man".  BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CALLING SOMEONE A WHITE MAN,OR BLACK MAN AND CALLING HIM THE "N" WORD. UNLESS YOU LIKE TO BURN CROSSES. LOL- THAT'S A JOKE SON, DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN AN UPROAR.

When a black man calls me "White Man". That is just as derogitry as when a white mans calls a black man nigger. Ain't no diff....
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2009, 11:41:37 AM »
White people are crackers aren't they?  No....maybe they're honkies.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2009, 04:25:52 PM »
I though it was WHITE TRASH!

Some can dish it out but can't take it.

The funny thing is the words are not what gets them.
They call themselves these same names all the time and act as there is nothing wrong.
Let a white person use just one of those words and he is called a racist.
When they call us one of their pet names they have for us then why isn't that racist also?
I guess only whites can be racist.

Get over it people.
This country owes no one a damn thing!
Those days are over.


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2009, 03:11:01 AM »
Alright I'll join in here.  This isn't as bad as some of the above "jokes".



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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2009, 05:22:42 AM »
since he has genes from more than one race why do only jokes of one hue pizz people off ?
His back ground seems to be a true melting pot .
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2009, 05:31:14 AM »
Longtom, I laughed my head off! 

Heres one.

Obama gets off Airforce 1 with a pig under each arm.

The Marine salutes him and says "nice pigs sir".

Obama says, "these are not pigs but razorback hogs I got for Hillary Clinton and Nanci Pelosi.

The Marine salutes again and says, "nice trade sir".

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