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Offline prospector86

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man walks into a bar
« on: April 04, 2009, 06:01:44 AM »
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing.

"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives him a beer.

"If I show you something else, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees.

The guy pulls out a small piano and a frog. The same hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings.

The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer.

A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a large sum, and the man agrees.

"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."

"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."

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Re: man walks into a bar
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 12:54:35 PM »
A refridgerator, a parrot and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says " What is this, some kind of joke?"
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