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Land_Owner · « **on:** April 07, 2009, 08:49:27 AM »

...quote printed from the telephone call-in "Gripe" section of the newspaper:

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

I thought you needed as good a laugh as I got when I read it...and am still LMAO!

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2009, 08:51:00 AM »

guess we know how they voted last time .

Syncerus · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2009, 09:48:27 AM »

Quote from: SHOOTALL on April 07, 2009, 08:51:00 AM

guess we know how they voted last time .

With a crayon?

markc · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:10:37 PM »

Wow, I didn't realize that they made meat at the store. I must have missed that episode of "How It's Made." I wonder how they "made" the meat without hurting animals??? This is amazing!

Default · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2009, 07:46:26 PM »

And just when i had come to the conclusion that dead was dead , weither my cooler or the butchers hmmmmmmm Learn something new every day i guess

"with a crayon" Yeah .. laughing my ass off

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stubshaft · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2009, 09:03:28 PM »

Which one of the Presidents cabinet members made that statement?

pitman_mm · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:46:35 PM »

WOW

JeffG · « **Reply #7 on:** April 18, 2009, 11:19:18 AM »

good Lord... $:-\$

Land_Owner · « **Reply #8 on:** April 18, 2009, 12:38:47 PM »

Yeah! It's just like that....

briarpatch · « **Reply #9 on:** April 18, 2009, 02:35:14 PM »

What made you think it had to a cabinet member?

bobg · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2009, 02:01:23 AM »

Sure shows how stupid some people really are. Doesn't it?

Zeeks · « **Reply #11 on:** April 20, 2009, 06:34:44 AM »

Didn't you know. Its like those tomato plants that hang upside down and water. It only takes a couple of weeks for them to grow...

Masterblaster1 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:57:45 PM »

I bet a six year old sent this one to the local newspaper.......

chucky52 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:28:37 PM »

Free range meet is much healthier. Mis-spell intended.

mechanic · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:48:34 PM »

Someone should take this one on a guided tour of a slaughter house. They would think hunting was being mighty kind to animals after that.

Oldshooter · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:16:01 PM »

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buy the meat that was made there

Yea by golly, in the meat making machine!

Thanks I needed that!

stubshaft · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2009, 05:45:24 PM »

One of the things that I always wondered about is. Why do vegetarians make meat flavored products? Meat eaters don't make grass flavored steaks!

SHOOTALL · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2009, 03:23:52 AM »

because meat is what grass taste like after its processed !

Default · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:11:02 AM »

Stub ,

Grass flavored steak

Laughed so hard it hurt ... You all are killing me

clum sum · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2009, 01:57:45 PM »

Grass flavored steak was sold by Lykes Bros in their srore at the Fisheating Cr. camp ground Palmdale, Fl back in the mid 70's. On the grill it smelled like bahia grass burning and it tasted like the smell of burning bahia grass. That beef never saw grain of any kind and I beleve it was killed at the North Island cow camp.

torpedoman · « **Reply #20 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:03:46 PM »

all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

BLOND CLEAR TO THE BONE!

stubshaft · « **Reply #21 on:** April 26, 2009, 06:39:52 PM »

Quote from: torpedoman on April 26, 2009, 06:03:46 PM

all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

BLOND CLEAR TO THE BONE!

Mighta had 2 brain cells. Coould be pregnant!

fl.hillbilly · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2009, 03:26:40 PM »

Thats just tooo funny I recon the gene pool needs a lil chlorine

BBF · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:52:39 AM »

..sigh........and they breed and vote

Land_Owner · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:19:44 PM »

There was a little Dutch boy, his name was Johnny Verbeck
He was a dealer in sausages and sauerkraut and spec
He made the finest sausages you ever would have seen
One day he invented the sausage-making machine

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

One day a little fat boy came walking through the door
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages were dancing 'round the room

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

One day the thing was broken, the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
Along came his wife, who was walking in her sleep
She gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

ironglow · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:28:07 PM »

Quote from: stubshaft on April 07, 2009, 09:03:28 PM

Which one of the Presidents cabinet members made that statement?

What do you mean.."which one" Stub ? It was a joint resolution by the cabinet and all the czars.

SwampThing762 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:45:29 PM »

or maybe a presidential signing statement?

ST762

Mohawk · « **Reply #27 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:29:48 AM »

Ran across a similar topic a while ago about cutting down trees. This person urged to stop cutting down trees and buy your paper at the store, not from the papermills accepting the freshly cut wood.

swordfish · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:02:37 AM »

Quote from: Land_Owner on October 13, 2009, 02:19:44 PM

There was a little Dutch boy, his name was Johnny Verbeck
He was a dealer in sausages and sauerkraut and spec
He made the finest sausages you ever would have seen
One day he invented the sausage-making machine

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

One day a little fat boy came walking through the door
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor
The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages were dancing 'round the room

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

One day the thing was broken, the darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
Along came his wife, who was walking in her sleep
She gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat

Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean
I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine
Now all the neighbors' cats and dogs will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine

Richard,
You are killing me. My Dad used to sing that to me when I was a little kid at bed time. Haven't heard that in, I don't know how long.

kynardsj · « **Reply #29 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:17:29 AM »

ROFLMAO

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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Be afraid, be very afraid. They breed and they vote.