An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared,
wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is
brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
++++ Borrowed this from TedH over at Leverforums
Gun Runner
