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ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« on: April 21, 2009, 04:16:55 AM »
I guess most kids in the late 50's played cowboys and indians with toy guns like my brother and I did. We, however, also got to do some "real" armed combat. This was when I was probably 10 and my older brother was 11. Our dad building our new house, a 7-year project. The previous summer he hired the basement dug and had the concrete blocks delivered. Now he was starting to do the block work. My brother and I were the helpers who were to get the blocks off the pile and get them to him. The problem was that the pile of concrete blocks had become infested with hornets. My dad's solution was to get three of the old type oil cans, one for each of us. These were the ones that kind of looked like a pistol where the tank was the pistol grip and there was a trigger to pull to squirt the oil out of a tube where a barrel of a real pistol would be. Instead of oil, they were filled with gasoline. Since gasoline was not nearly as thick as oil they would squirt gasoline out in a nice stream for several feet, with a bit of a shotgun pattern. There were several hornet nests and a whole bunch of irritated hornets when we were removing the blocks from the pile. A hornet hit with gasoline would drop like a rock, but they were flying targets and real aggressive. When aggitated several would attack at one time. The three of us would grab our "pistols" and there would be quite a shootout. I was really scared of getting stung so it was a lot more serious than kids shooting each other with squirt guns. After quite a few adrenoline filled skirmishes we won the war on those hornets. We each killed a lot of hornets and I think I only got stung once.

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 06:17:47 AM »
With the price of gas,wasp spray is now cheaper.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 06:32:31 AM »
When I was about 13-14 I had a big old bumble bee get inside my shirt when I was in the haymow of our barn. Nailed me 5-6 times good before I got ahold of him and crunched him.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 07:24:34 AM »
hunt-m-up --- I worked about 40 hours per week during the summers lifting hay bales when in highschool. I was on the ground loading red clover bales onto wagon when I must have gotten too close to a bumble bee nest. A couple of them quikly got me but only once each before I got them swated away. A third got inside the sleave of shirt (long sleaves to keep arms from getting scratched). He got me several times befor I crushed him. PAIN!!! Then I realized there a few more flying around and made a run for it making a circle in the field. The guys on the wagon weren't too happy when my route ended with me up jumping on one side of the hay wagon and off the other. The bees flew around the guys on the wagon for a bit then left without stinging them. Wasps, hornets and bumble bees were a real pain in the butt part of putting up hay, but usually when the bales were being put into an old barn rather than out in the fields. - DON

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 07:30:04 AM »
With the price of gas,wasp spray is now cheaper.

Wasp spray today does not have the "bite" it once had! it is environmentally safe!

YOU spray em and they fly away. In days of old they dropped like rocks!

Good story!
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 07:41:28 AM »
My fondest memory of Hornets is from when I was a kid.  I had just acquired a little Paint horse that was green broke, he rode well when worked a bit pulling a slide before putting the saddle on.  I was in a hurry to join some friends and didn't take the time to hitch him to slide for a work out, I threw the saddle on, climbed on and off we go.  He broke into a run and took off for a low hanging pear tree, I am hanging on tring to turn or stop him but he just keeps going, as he went under the tree the branches pulled me off leaving me hanging by the neck in the tree.  Also in the tree was a large hornet's nest, needless to say but I was stung so many times I looked like had the mumps all over my body.  Those darn things even stung through my shirt.

That started me to taking an ax handle with me when I rode, after a few attitude adjustments the little paint caught on.

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 04:58:33 AM »
That started me to taking an ax handle with me when I rode, after a few attitude adjustments the little paint caught on.

That's horrible. What would PETA think! ;D
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 08:14:02 AM »
I don't think he ment to hurt the pony,just get his attention
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 08:47:33 AM »
I don't think he ment to hurt the pony,just get his attention

Still, beating an Equestrian American doesn't seem right.

Pardon me,  I am trying to perfect my use of sarcasm.

During an interview out in Kalifornika, regarding a recent earthquake, I actually heard a guy say "I knew something was wrong when I heard the canine americans acting up." He was dead serious too.

No lie, I couldn't believe it either.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 09:01:47 AM »
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canine Americans acting up

Ya reckon Acorn will be recruiting them in 2010? How about them "arachnoid Americans", now theres a bunch. You really have to watch their hands or feet, whatever they have at the end of those eight legs!

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 11:04:31 PM »
Gotta get it straight... that would be "Equine-Americans".  We must have the correct form of the word AND the hyphen...


NGH

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 06:36:52 PM »
Having grown up poor as a neglected church mouse, my brothers and I all tried to get as much work as we could from neighbors like most kids on the farm did at that time.   Me being the youngest had to kind fo wait my turn but when I finally got it at age 15 or so, it was riding a sled behind the hay bailer.  You would put about a dozen bales on the sled and then take a bar and jam it in the ground and as the baler moved forward it would slide the hay off in a nice pile.   Well, anyway one day we were baling that old red clover down by the Neosho river in SE, Kansas.   The baler operator did not notice but we went thru a bumble bee nest and they attacked me.     When I realized what was going on, I headed for a pond taht was real close.  Dove in and stayed under water for a few seconds as I had been stung many times.   When I came out the farmer was kind of laughing at me then he said, did you get stung?   By the time we got back over by the baler I was puking and shortly afterwards passed out.  When I woke up about 36 hours later, I was in the hospital.  Enought of them can kill a person and they said I was close to punching my ticket.  As I look back, that was my close call in my youth.  Do not want another one!

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 07:59:33 PM »
This was afun read.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2009, 04:57:24 PM »
Do you folks have european hornets around?
If not, imagine a 3 inch long yellow jacket! My wife
came through the house in a hurry today and said
one was in the bathroom. Knowing full well that
no wasp spray will drop one of these, I grabbed a Glue trap
used for mice. I stuck it to a wooden dowel to give me some reach
and walked into the bathroom prepared to do battle!
Sneaked in there head low and nothing. Looked around in it was
nowhere to be seen! Then I heard a noise that sounded
like one of the old Jolly green giant helicopters! Oh crap,
he out flanked me and was behind and to my upper left.
I swung my glue trap "Hornet Swatter" and stuck it to the wall!
Oh crap again! I'm unarmed! Then I realized I had actually caught him behind it.
But he was crawling Out! That will tell you how strong these things are.
I pulled the dowel loose and commenced swinging. knocked him in the floor!
and finally subdued him. Picked him up chop stick style with my dowel
I had just broken beating the floor. He was then promptly flushed
before he turned into a zombie and attacked again!



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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2009, 05:07:32 PM »
Do you folks have european hornets around?
If not, imagine a 3 inch long yellow jacket! My wife
came through the house in a hurry today and said
one was in the bathroom. Knowing full well that
no wasp spray will drop one of these, I grabbed a Glue trap
used for mice. I stuck it to a wooden dowel to give me some reach
and walked into the bathroom prepared to do battle!
Sneaked in there head low and nothing. Looked around in it was
nowhere to be seen! Then I heard a noise that sounded
like one of the old Jolly green giant helicopters! Oh crap,
he out flanked me and was behind and to my upper left.
I swung my glue trap "Hornet Swatter" and stuck it to the wall!
Oh crap again! I'm unarmed! Then I realized I had actually caught him behind it.
But he was crawling Out! That will tell you how strong these things are.
I pulled the dowel loose and commenced swinging. knocked him in the floor!
and finally subdued him. Picked him up chop stick style with my dowel
I had just broken beating the floor. He was then promptly flushed
before he turned into a zombie and attacked again!





Wow! I wouldn't want to encounter  a nest of those without a flame thrower or sumpn!
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 05:36:28 AM »
When I was a kid I did the same thing but used my plastic squirt gun.  With gasoline in it, it only lasted about 20 minutes until the gasoline melted it into a shapeless gob of plastic, but it was a fun 20 minutes!
A couple of years ago a few hornets tried nesting in our gas grill out on the deck.  Since I was out of Hornet spray, I thought a minute, then walked into the house a got my .22 revolver.  I loaded her up with blanks and proceded to kill hornets.  The blast and concussion from the blanks would drop them almost 3 feet away.  I did go over to my neighbors later and explained what happened.  Didn't want her to think I was going crazy on the deck shooting in all directions with my pistol.  In hindsight I probably should have told her before I started in case she might have picked up the phone and called 911.  But that didn't enter my mind as I blasted hornets out of the air, and besides, we thankfully live in a 'relaxed' neighborhood out here in rural Michigan.  My neighbors are used to me often shooting off my back deck.  Afterwards my wife asked me why I didn't just light the grill.  Hmmm.  Hadn't thought of that.  Besides, what fun would that have been!  44 Man
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 12:44:13 AM »
I agree. What fun is there in "just" getting rid of hornets when you can shoot em.
Wives can be so "not" understanding.

When I was a kid---The Hen says I still am---we would take BB Guns to red wasp. It seems almost like yesterday. We ignored the stings and went for the nest. God, truely does look after the dumb.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 07:01:23 PM »
Not sure if the cure wasn't alot worse than the ''disease''. When I was around 8 or 9, just to see how much of a man we were, my next door neighbors and I would take and cup our hands around flowers, when the honey bees were in them getting nectar. We were all stung a few times, but honey bee stings weren't that bad.
The real kicker happened one day, when my we were out in my woods just being kids. When my dad built our house, there were some left over building sections. One of which, was a piece of tin roofing, around 10'x10'. And a nest of yellow jackets had built under it. It had a curve to it, so a couple of us could stand on one side of it, and get it to rockin, kinda like a teter-toter. This would get the bee's riled up, and then we'ld run like hell. Well, one day, I didn't run fast enough, and got stung just above the left eye. Man, that hurt. I went into the house crying. My mother, old school,depression era lady, said, we got to get that stinger out. She couldn't get it with a pair of tweezers, so she decided, that it had to be burnt out. Being 8 or 9, and a loving son, I figured that mom knew best. Didn't realize, when she fired up that Salem cigarette, what she had in mind. YUP, just what your thinking. Stuck that sucker just above my eye. Burnt out the stinger. My buddies from a couple house's down said the scream was just a little less than the sonic booms the jet planes use to make. I was just fine the next day. Amazing healing powers that mothers have.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 07:49:40 PM »
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we would take BB Guns to red wasp.

I remember those good ole days.   Especially the Bumble Bee nests out in the hot hayfields.   But what really sticks in my mind were those RED WASP nests.   They use to make their nests high in trees nearly 12"inches in diameter (occasionally larger) and full of wasps.  I don't see that anymore.   They broke me from throwing rocks into their nests by following the path of the rock right back to me. :o
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2009, 01:03:32 AM »
Coal oil!!!
Now that the rights of passage have happened and we look back with somewhat dimmed eyes, what in the hell were we thinking???
It is amazing what we got by with--well, some of us, some of the others really did poke an eye out.
CPS should be going after the kids for doing most of this to theirownselves rather than taking shots at parents. A child with no experiences can really figger out how to get those experiences.
It was fun.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2009, 04:58:57 AM »
When I was a kid about 12 or so, I was at my friends house, he had a hay barn with a hornet nest way up in the corner of the roof. We had decided to mess with it as we were 12 and there was nothing else to do.
We would shoot bb guns at it and then run and jump into his moms car parked out front while the bees chased us.
Well this was kinda fun as we hadnt been stung yet, bb guns soon got boring so he grabed an old single shot 12 gauge, which pretty much split that nest in half. About 2 minutes after, while we were safely in his moms car, his dad comes home from work. Those bees were on him as soon as he got out of the truck, he got stung several times before he got into the house.
 We got our butts chewed for that one, and I wasnt allowed back over to his place for a while, like it was my fault for being a bad influence.

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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2009, 05:40:07 AM »
 ;DThat's a good one.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2009, 07:16:11 AM »
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It is amazing what we got by with--well, some of us, some of the others really did poke an eye out.

Reminds me my an old Uncle of mine.   The oldest of six children.   When about 11yrs old, found some dynamite caps.   I don't know how powerful those things are, but it was said he took a hammer to'em and it blew off all the fingers of his right hand.
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Re: ARMED COMBAT AT THE FARM
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2009, 07:57:14 AM »
I'm fond of those Starter fluid cans. A good stream of liquid, mostly ether and they drop stone dead.
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