He lies so much that someone else has to call the dog for him.
I wondered why the kids in the white house kept having to sit on their daddy's lap and call the new first dog!
She's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Don't cry over spilt milk!
My cow just died so I don't need your bull.
She's so skinny that if she turned side ways and stuck out her tongue you could use her as a zipper.
You have to make hay when the sun shines.
These next four are from my GRANDDAD!
It's not bad to not know,
What's bad is when you don't know that you don't know.
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts!
Always try to talk your way out of it, but if you have to fight, then make sure you get in the first lick!
A man's word is his bond!
Till the cows come home.
HELL has no furry like a woman's scorn!
AMEM!!!!You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
Just because you see it in the news paper don't make it so.
Yeah, and if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump it's a$% when it hopped either.
When you are sliding down the banister of success don't let a splinter slide up your career!
Behind every good man is a woman, telling him what he is doing wrong.
Let's not and say we did.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
That's as old as MUTHUSALA!
Take it with a grain of salt.
In one ear and out the other.
Others may come as I think of them.
LONGTOM
