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Offline Questor

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When to get on the gravy train?
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:29:36 PM »
I'm 50. My country just turned socialist. I think this is a good time to stop producing and go on the gravy train before the country runs out of other peoples' money. There are a lot of opportunities out there today for a deadbeat, I may as well be one of them.

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Offline Graybeard

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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 12:35:47 PM »
Ya might wanna buy a bucket of paint first Rudy. I don't think your skin color is quite right to qualify.
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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:50:43 PM »
I've got a deadbeat right in my own family and he didn't need paint to qualify.  The AH never worked a day in his life and he's 40.

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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:55:33 PM »
If government keeps sticking to the providers. The providers will cease to provide. What do these buttholes think makes this country run? That gravy train thing sounds pretty good. Might want to give it a try sometime. I have heard that Obama is giving people everything they want.  New cars, new kitchens, house payments, gas for thier cars, free schooling, free health care, free food, free heating fuel. Hell, after all this free stuff they are even free to bitch about people making to much money. 

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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 12:59:12 PM »
Quote from: Questor on April 23, 2009, 12:29:36 PM
I'm 50. My country just turned socialist. I think this is a good time to stop producing and go on the gravy train before the country runs out of other peoples' money. There are a lot of opportunities out there today for a deadbeat, I may as well be one of them.



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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2009, 03:29:48 AM »
Let me re-phrase that original post:
I'm 50. My country plum turned socialist. ah' dink dis be a baaaad time t'stop producin' and go on de gravy train befo'e da d**n country runs out uh oda' sucka*** bre'd. Dere are some lot uh oppo'tunities out dere today fo' some wastedwhup', ah' may as shee** be one uh dem. 'S coo', bro.


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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2009, 03:44:12 AM »
Just quit being an American . Be an illegal then everything is free !
Or maybe just miss a few house payments so you can get one of those new low intrest loans ( you know the ones you can't get if you don't miss a payment ) ... OK ! oh yea Questor ask we not swear anymore and i agree its a good idea , so excuse the dots its me not swearing !
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Re: When to get on the gravy train?
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 04:22:35 AM »
Don't forget the current offers by automakers to make your payments for you if you "lose" your job.  You can get about 6 month free, let them have the car back, and do the routine over again with another make.
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