A little too much swearing on this forum

[Oldshooter]

I've also heard it sarcastically said that folks who swear should consider how proud it makes their Mother but after hearing some Moms at my Grandsons' football practice recently I'm not sure that warning is still a good deterrent today.

Oh, you must have not heard, moms at ball games/practices get special dispensation!    Oh and never, I repeat never, call them down during a tirade! You will learn why you are scared of the dark! I assure you! Don't ask me how I know.

[DDZ]

Little boy has a lawnmower for sale.   The preacher next door asked him how much.  Little boy says $25.00.  Upon hearing this the preacher got excited, paid him and announced since it was such a nice day he would mow his yard.  After pulling on the mower for 5 minutes without it starting the little boy says "ya gotta cuss fore it'll start"  Preacher said on I can't do that I have'nt cussed now for bout 12 years.  Little boy says "just keep pulling, It'll all come back to ya!"

Thats a good one. I got a good chuckle from that.

[Sheila]

Not just  the swearing, but the  racial remarks to.