To be a liberal.......................

[Oldshooter]

I cannot take credit for this it was sent to me from someone that wanted you all to see it and enjoy! If he wants to tell you who he is he will!

To be a libral:

You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.

You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being sodomite is natural.

You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

 

[DDZ]

You could add, to be a Liberal you have to believe the Constitution is a living document, that can be changed if any Judge feels like it.

[stubshaft]

To be a liberal all you have to do is walk around in an anal-cephallic position.

Lets see:

anal - rear end
Cephalic - head up
Liberal - see above

[Oldshooter]

Now thats funny I dont care who ya are!   

[magooch]

To be a liberal, you must first be a shameless liar.  The rest of it comes easy once you've mastered that.

[crustaceous]

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

A liberal wins the lottery and throws a party.
A consevative wins the lottery and complains about the tax on his winnings! 

[Cement Man]

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative?

A liberal wins the lottery and throws a party.
A consevative wins the lottery and complains about the tax on his winnings! 

Why would a liberal complain anyway? Obama had several pathetically embarassing problems with liberal appointees who don't even pay their taxes. 

[stubshaft]

To be a liberal, you must first be a shameless liar.  The rest of it comes easy once you've mastered that.

Are you sure that you meant liberal and not president?  Or was it shameless stupid liar?

[slim rem 7]

 liberal versus conservative seems to me to be so much different that it may have bad bodings for this country.. i understand some liberal positions but ,i feel they need to look hard at the core of liberal power.. 
i fear thier good intentions are being used by those who want absolute power .. they won t realize what they have done until its way too late to do anything about it,, jmo.. slim